Tuesday, June 7, 2016

The biggest mistake you can make is removing jewels from your crown. (An open letter to women)

Dear Woman,
Sometimes
You'll just be too much woman.
Too smart,
Too beautiful,
Too strong.
Too much of something
That makes a man feel like less of a man,
Which will start making you feel like you have to be less of a woman.
The biggest mistake you can make
Is removing jewels from your crown
To make it easier for a man to carry.
When this happens, I need you to understand,
You do not need a smaller crown --
You need a man with bigger hands.
Michael Reid



Before I even start this essay, let me give full credit to Michael Reid for this poem. It sums up something I’ve been thinking about with my female clients for years. And he says it beautifully.


When you work as a therapist, you assume a lot of roles. Through the process of transference you occasionally become a brother, father, husband, priest, and yea, sometimes even a psychologist to your patients, and you better know how to handle it. Often times a woman coming to therapy is there because she has been the victim of abuse, neglect, and exploitation of one kind or another. It makes you humble as a man to hear these stories. Trauma leaves a long, long shadow in people’s lives, and sometimes this shadow leaves permanent scars.


Because truthfully we men have historically done women pretty wrong, and there are some fundamental truths we need to face about domestic violence, sexual assault, exploitation, and basic human rights that need to be discussed.



Here’s a fact from the Unites Nations website that is a little sobering.



Women perform 66 percent of the world’s work, produce 50 percent of the food, but earn 10 percent of the income and own a much smaller percentage of the property.



That’s not a little bit of imbalance. That’s a system way out of whack. More importantly it speaks to a belief system that is way out of whack. The common misconception is that men go to work and women take care of the family, but this idea simply doesn’t stand up to the numbers. The fact is women do both. The average mother works approximately 80 hours a week cooking, cleaning, driving, wiping, psychologizing and nursing. And plenty of them “work” beyond these responsibilities.



It doesn’t leave a lot of time for anything else. Time for a glass of wine, a soak in a hot tub, a nice night out, or even a couple of hours to watch a movie.



And one thing I see as a result of these things is a whole lot of women who feel totally overwhelmed. Competing pressures to keep a nice home, raise the kids, take care of their husbands, contribute something financially, and keep up with the Joneses has lead to a whole generation of women taking pills, seeking therapy and feeling like they’re not keeping up.



So how do women deal with the weight of all of these competing expectations? I know I’ve watched a LOT of great women in my own life settle. Settle for lesser jobs, lesser men, and lesser lives.



But as Mr. Reid says, the biggest mistake you can make is removing jewels from your crown.



Ask yourself these questions. Does the man in your life support you? Make you feel better about yourself? Help you bring out the best version of yourself? If the answer is no, you’re removing jewels from your crown. Don’t dumb yourself down for anyone. Don’t suppress your creativity for anyone. Don’t get married or have babies because you think it’s “time.’ And don’t ever, ever, set a precedent where you have to be less of yourself to make someone else feel like more of themselves.




That’s removing jewels from your crown.




So to all the mothers, sisters, daughters, nieces, patients, aunts and even strangers out there, please know there are men out there whose hands are big enough to hold your dreams.





And furthermore you don’t even need a man to realize your dreams, but do keep hope there is someone out there to help you multiply the power that is already inside of you. In the best relationships that’s how it works, but until then be true to yourself and your own standards and integrity.



Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Between what is said and not meant, and meant and not said, most of love is lost.



The above quote comes from Khalil Gibran, and it was written about 100 years ago by one of the world’s foremost poets on the subject of love.



They didn’t have text messaging then and there sure as hell was no Tinder, and there was no social media in general to muddy up the waters. It’s not easy in the modern world to understand nuance and context, and I think a lot of feelings get drowned out in the noise of all of our technology.



Even still, this sentiment from a century ago is certainly dead on. I hear it every day in my sessions with people. There is a lot of unspoken love in relationships, but pride, ego, past hurts, and stubbornness make it impossible to voice. So people who sometimes even live under the same roof drift further and further away from each other.




And most of love is lost.


So how in the hell do we correct this problem? James Taylor says “shower the people you love with love, show them the way you feel.” That sounds nice, but also kind of hard and icky for a guy. I’ve seen many similar slogans on Pinterest that sound like they should work, but in reality are a heck of a lot harder.




I had this lesson about love presented to me in a very unusual way. I was taking my first comedy class in Chicago in the summer of 96’ and I was full of aggressive energy. I’d go up on stage, blast everyone around me, get a few big laughs, and then sit down with a satisfied smile. Mission accomplished. 




One great teacher wasn’t having it though. Right in the middle of one such scene, he barked “Guse!? Stop!! All you do is run over people. That’s easy and you’re damn good at it. But so what?! For the next month I want you to play the love! Every time you’re about to insult someone I want you to find something to love about them instead. And you should probably do it in your personal life as well. All that comic aggression obviously comes from somewhere!”



It was 10 seconds of feedback with 10 years of psychoanalysis sprinkled in as a bonus.




So for the next month I “played the love.” If I was at Starbucks and the barista spilled coffee all over himself, instead of saying “What is this dumb fuck doing?” I empathized with his bad day. When someone cut in front of me I held my tongue and stepped back and said, “wow you must really be in a hurry.”




It went against every instinct I had.



But I noticed that onstage I was listening a little better, and my grumpy old teacher informed me my scenes were a helluva lot more interesting.





So sometimes I still hear that phrase in my head even all these years later, and I think it’s a good reminder for all of us.





Because love can and does get lost all the time in this world, and most of the time I think it’s for the very reasons Mr. Gibran expressed.  A man married for 20 years may simply assume his wife knows he loves her, because after all he goes to work every day to pay for clothes and food and iphones. But he never says it.




And most of love is lost.



Maybe it’s a couple in the heat of an intense argument who say things that they can’t take back because they’re hurt and they want the other person to hurt as much as they are. And things are said like "I hate you" and "I wish I'd never met you!" that are not really meant.



And most of love is lost.


And maybe it’s something as simple as letting relationships slide with our friends and family across the bridges of time and distance. I know this happens to me all the time. People I think the world of and who were a huge part of my life in one incarnation slowly recede into the distance as I leave one life to begin another. Messages fade, phone calls decrease, and soon enough you’re lucky to be exchanging cards every Christmas.




And most of love is lost.



In some cases with me I’ve actually had friends pass away, and boy do I say nice things about them when they’re gone. Glowing praise about all of their wonderful qualities and all of the ways they touched my life.




You know. The shit we never say to people while they’re alive.




So for me I’m going to strive to give a few more living obituaries. To tell people I appreciate our time together, how they’ve impacted my life, and what they mean to me.




I’m not that good at this, so don’t be surprised if I start with a punch on the arm or a noogie or something like that.



But I’m working on playing the love again..

Monday, May 30, 2016

Louis CK and the happiness antibodies



“We cannot selectively numb emotions, when we numb the painful emotions, we also numb the positive emotions.”
Brene Brown


“I was in my car one time and a Bruce Springsteen song comes on and it made me really sad. And I go, “OK, I’m getting sad, I gotta get the phone and write ‘Hi’ to like 50 people”… I started to get that sad feeling, I was reaching for the phone then I said, “You know what?? Don’t!!!  Just be sad. Just let the sadness stand in the way of it, and let it hit you like a truck.” And I let it come and Bruce was singing, and I just started to feel “Oh my God,” and I pulled over and I just cried like a bitch. I cried so much. And—and it was beautiful. It was like this beautiful just as the sadness is poetic. You’re LUCKY to live sad moments.

And then I had happy feelings. Because when you let yourself feel sad, your body has like antibodies, it has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness. So I was grateful to feel sad, and then I met it with true, profound happiness. It was such a trip. The thing is, because we don’t want that first bit of sad. We push it away. And you never feel completely sad or completely happy.’
Louis CK on Conan




It’s interesting to me to read these two quotes side by side. One of them is from one of the world’s most foremost experts on vulnerability and one of them is from a popular comedian.



But they both say the same thing really. It’s funny where you find wisdom in the world sometimes.



But they both make an extremely important point. When people guard their hearts and don’t allow themselves to paint with the whole palette of human emotions, it makes for a really boring picture. 



It’s a pretty common thing for men especially. I was explaining the “HALT” model to a guy the other day, and how we shouldn’t make decisions when we’re hungry, angry, lonely, or tired. He agreed with this assessment, and then playfully took my marker and added another H to my diagram.



“You had it close doc,” he explained.




"But it’s HORNY, hungry, angry, lonely, or tired."




I liked his better.




In any case it speaks to the point that we are taught at a very young age to blunt out certain emotions.  Boys don’t cry.



Now get your ass back in the game.



Which brings us back around to the idea of Louis and his happiness antibodies. Although he’s seemingly sharing a funny story on a talk show, his vignette clarifies an incredibly important point about the importance of letting ourselves experience the full range of human emotions. There is no sweet without the sour. And any human life that has known joy, triumph and resilience, has also known doubt, frustration and despair. It is these polarities that in fact help us clarify their opposite experience.



So thank you again Louis for this comic cosmic reminder. I can’t say I’ve ever cried while listening to Bruce, but I’ll be damned if I haven’t gotten some weird pangs of tearful nostalgia watching an old movie (the other day it was Dirty Dancing, that Swayze gets me every time).  Thanks for having the courage to admit as a man that this kind of stuff is okay.


Emotional toolboxes start like those big huge boxes of crayons with 100 colors in them. When we don’t let ourselves experience all of them, we end up with one of those shitty boxes with like eight crayons in it. Sure we can still draw a picture.



 But it’s not exactly refrigerator material.



Here is the clip in question. It’s well worth a watch.



Thursday, May 12, 2016

You can't be lonely if you like the person you're alone with

The above quote to the best of my knowledge comes from Wayne Dyer, whose book Your Erroneous Zones is widely considered one of the best self-help books of all time.


And last year on my first birthday celebrated in New Zealand, I went to see him. He was a guy I’d admired for 20 years, and now he was coming to our little island. On my birthday no less! Rather than going to a bar or buying something new, I decided to spend 100 bucks on a ticket. It seemed like a good way to start a new year.

And he was magical! He talked about the universe, personal responsibility, and happiness and travel and a lot of other things that I had been so attuned to in my younger and more passionate years. And you know what? I left that auditorium feeling a hundred feet tall. It was a wonderful reminder of a number of things I’d forgotten, and I vowed to start this new year of my life with a new sense of vigor.



Two days later Wayne Dyer was dead.



I really couldn't believe it. He seemed so full of life and passion and enthusiasm!


And yet I was at the last talk he would ever give.


And so I think there’s a kind of responsibility that comes from that. I too have taken the responsibility of trying to guide others in my life, although I’m certainly no Wayne Dyer. And in keeping with this spirit, I thought about the one sentence that continued (and continues) to ring in my head from that fateful night.



You can’t be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with.



I thought about this at it pertains to my own sometimes lonely life. I thought about my patients and their struggle for self-acceptance in the face of rejection and change.


You can’t be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with. God that sounds good.


So what does it mean?


I’ve thought a lot about this. Because let’s face it, 99% of this life takes place in our own heads. So many of our victories, defeats, fears, triumphs and tragedies are interpretations about things we process in our own grey matter.


So how do we learn to live with being alone? And not just live with being alone, but to be really okay with it. Perhaps even embrace it. What is the secret to that?


I think we learn to avoid being alone at a very young age. It’s how we punish children for God’s sake. Being sent to time out. Or even worse alone to your room. The ultimate insult to a child. Go be with yourself for a while.


And while we all have a natural inclination towards a sense of belonging, there are times we perhaps crave this a bit too much. Try taking a phone away from a teenager for an hour and you’ll see what I mean. A whole generation of kids are growing up with a fear of missing out. That one hour without their phone will certainly be the death of their social existence. Many really believe that.


And I think this pattern sticks. The archetypes about “the outsider”
 and “the loner” usually paint them as eccentric and strange and unwilling to conform to the normal rules about things.


And yet. There have been some beautiful things written about being alone as well. Thoreau retired to the woods to live, writing “I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.


Schopenhauer said, “A man can be himself only so long as he is alone, and if he does not love solitude, he will not love freedom, for it is only when he is alone that he is really free.”


So how do we make sense of this discrepancy? This strange
 avoidance of being alone versus these great minds extolling the benefits of solitude?


In the end, I think like most things it comes down to relationships. From my experience seeing people on all sides of the romantic continuum, when we aren’t okay with ourselves, we’re not going to be okay with someone else. When the student is ready the teacher appears. We need to learn to be okay with ourselves as opposed to borrowing and trying on the identities of others. That’s co-dependence, and it leads to a loss of our own identity in the service of supporting someone else’s.  


In aid of this idea, I think it’s healthy for all of us to have a little
 time to get to know ourselves a little better. To sit with being alone and listen to our own intuition and hearts for a while. Sometimes this makes us suspect. But so what? Elizabeth Gilbert says it wonderfully in her book Eat Pray Love, “When I get lonely these days, I think: So BE lonely, Liz. Learn your way around loneliness. Make a map of it. Sit with it, for once in your life. Welcome to the human experience. But never again use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilled yearnings.”


It’s wonderful advice. 


And in memory of Wayne Dyer I’m going on a hike this
 weekend. Nothing fancy. Just a little trip to the beach to read, and think (and okay maybe some wine), and come down a little from a week spent talking to people all day every day. 




And yes, I’ll be on my own.



But I’m learning to enjoy the company…